STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS!
HERE IT IS!
THE CURE!
You NEED it and you didn't even know you NEED it.
Are your property values low?
Do you want to keep the same amount of traffic in your neighborhood?
Do you want ambulances to come without sirens?
Would you like to have a place that looks perfect near you?
Here it is folks! THE CURE.
The Beehive Senior Living Complex.
With five homes that house 17 people each, you can have it all.
No crowds.
No extra traffic.
And not to worry folks! If they can't fill them beds, no problem, of course they won't do anything to fill them. No drug rehab programs, no alcohol rehab programs, no special licencing for half way prison homes.
With 105 extra people living in your neighborhood in a small area,
you too can have everything you ever wanted.
Higher property values.
Lower property taxes.
What? You say you Don't Want this Cure?
But Com'on.
You NEED it.
You too can set a precedent by having a business in your neighborhood.
Be the first.
Everyone else will be clambering for their own apartment homes in their neighborhood too.
And if that is not enough! If you raise enough of ruckus, the planning and zoning board will even throw in a wall for free! Yup. You can have a free wall to go with it.
(Except note: that wall wasnt' in the motion so don't expect it- just another special service!)
You STILL dont want it? That is ok.
We know what is best for you! We'll make you take it.
(A little Tongue in Cheek Humor!)
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